Team Not-Black

Team Not-Black is a resistance force against The Loser Alliance formed by Dictator Oprahma in Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Cowboy Hobos With Chain-katanas & Several Revolvers With The Power Of Friendship Fighting Vampire Nazis With Dark Magic Riding Cyborg Dinosaurs With Head-mounted Lazers. Barack named them this in the hope of survival, since black people always die. It consists of the Invisininja leader from Parkinglot Land TM Residential Community, Sly Stealthwhack; the pirate & reformed Scabilian figurehead from Astoria, Captain Robert Edison Smuggles; the zombie & former loser, Deady McKilledson; the robotic cousin of Robosapien V2, R29b; the cowboy badass from the West, Dual Dees; the hobo relative of Pacolitos Shave, Robert Bob Hodgman; the powerful friendship fighting vampire nazi, Arniss, along with his scientist siblings, Matthias Schleiden & Theodor Schwann, all from Berkin; the cyborg dinosaurs, Crossen, Steelv Ironkel & Bladius, who are related to Icey & Redro; the Khan himself & Lieutenant Erytheous.

==Attacked By Snakes On A Motherfrakkin' Submarine Jet With Desert Polar Bears Crashing Into An Ancient Zeppelin With Alien Anacondas In SPACE With Chuck Norris & Samuel Jackson With Lesbian Time-travelling Bikini Werewolf catgirls Dual-wielding Febreze==

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The Loser Alliance
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